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Edgar's avatar

Drop all of ‘em. No foreign aid. Close every foreign base. Kick out every NGO, and every illegal. Overturn Citizens United. Hang all the bastards in the Epstein files. End all “entitlements”. Of our 17 “intelligence agencies” we might want to keep a couple, but definitely not the CIA, FBI, or NSA. If we can’t get our spending down to ten percent of what it is, then we need to shit can the whole government and start over.

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Locate a new Capital in the Midwest with severe anti-lobbying rules. Make DC a museum/amusement park.

Warmek's avatar

Put it inside Cheyenne Mountain, so there *can't* be any housing there, and therefore none of this bullshit "No Taxation Without Representation" agitation for statehood. NOBODY FORCED YOU TO LIVE *INSIDE DC*, PEOPLE! It's like the asshats who buy a house near the airport and then complain about jet noise. Or near a gun range. Or a racetrack.

Ron Neff's avatar

Warmek----I would suggest that DC be made into a big gulag for all of our millions of corrupt pols. However if we include the state pols who are corrupt we may need to make Detroit or Chicago into a gulag as well.

Warmek's avatar

I'd rather just give it over to museums and monuments. Foist the portions of it that have housing stock in them off on Maryland, and turn the rest into museums. Some of which will be akin to the Stasi Museum in Berlin, to hopefully serve as a reminder and warning to future generations.

Deb's avatar

I like that idea! Lobbyists are the bain of corruption

Stephen Verchinski's avatar

Like the head DHHS guy for Global Health during the plandemic start,. Lawrence D. Kerr. Heard he's now lobbying with Harma the largest group on capitol hill next to the defense illegal war contractors.

PEL's avatar

Get us out of NATO!!!

Edgar's avatar
May 2Edited

That will happen soon. Trump seems to want us out. Turkey has not acted like they wanted to be in for years. They bought the S-400 system from Russia, despite heavy pressure from us not to. Spain and Italy are pushing back now. NATO and the EU have become adjunct to each other in Europe. No federation has ever lasted long, after losing even its smallest and weakest member. Britain was hardly the smallest or weakest in the EU. The only reason both have not been obviously weakening, is that they have been expanding, partially to disguise that fact. When one breaks, so will the other. We have proven that we neither will nor can protect the gulf monarchies from Iran. Europe can see that it is true for them as well. That’s why they have been talking about a European military. It isn’t to shut us out. It is because we are going to leave, and neither will, nor can defend them anyway.

MarshaLouise's avatar

May I add, replace Curran, USSS leader, asap. Why were there three attempts on Trump’s life? That guy seems to be deep state as he allows all those opportunities.

Edgar's avatar

It isn’t just him. The Secret Service has to be reformed completely, though that is true of much of our society. DEI has to go right off the bat, along with anyone who thinks it’s a good idea.

Stan Sylvester's avatar

Edgar, love the passion in your comment. That being said, I wouldn't be in favor to maybe keep a couple of the you know what agencies:

Job 14:4

"Who can bring a clean thing out of an unclean? Not one."

.... not one, as in zero......

All the best,

Stan in TN

Edgar's avatar

The FBI was corrupt, before it even became the FBI. We don’t need anything like it anyway. The CIA was never very good at intelligence gathering, because it concentrated on dirty tricks from the beginning. When the Soviets marched 160,000 troops across the Afghan border, they found out from the news. The NSA has been tasked with capturing every electronic communication in the world. Tiny countries might get away with not having an intelligence agency, but we cannot. Most of the threats we hear about are fiction, but not all. The military, at least must be allowed to collect information secretly.

Hugh's avatar

What you propose is not practical. How many millions would die in the United States if we "shit can the whole government" ? Were that to happen, were the federal government to be "shit canned", there would be a civil war. The winners would be rednecks with guns.

Edgar's avatar

The government is the biggest source of division.

AKgrrrl's avatar

Really. And who exactly against who do you perceive that to be? TPTB do not give a rip we have guns. There are thousands more microwave towers up during convid, all they have to do is turn a knob. Military been using microwaves in war, torture and crowd control since Vietnam.

Kathy Christian's avatar

Yes, I've read about this. Judy Wood believes this is what was used on 9/11.

Ernest Judd's avatar

Gonna have to exercise Civil War if you want to get what you want.

complex Craftsman's avatar

Easier said that done, as an understatement .

Burnt taco's avatar

Love Promethean ladies. Outstanding compliment to Elizabeth

Wayne MacKenzie's avatar

I follow the them on a regular basis. Puts a different perspective on how we see the middle east situation. And surprised how the Royal Family are key players in the City of London. As a Canadian I was supporter of the monarchy..no more. And in addition interesting Carney and Chares are good friends, of course both globalists and net 0 culturists.

The Alarmist's avatar

The Prometheans and Poe gloss over a part the history of how the financial centre of Europe jumped from Amsterdam to London, which started with Oliver Cromwell, influenced by Rabbi Menasseh ben Israel, who arrived in England via Amsterdam in 1655 and advocated for the resettlement of Jews, highlighting the potential financial benefits for England. Cromwell essentially nullified Edward I’s 1290 Edict of Expulsion, allowed the resettlement of Jews in England, and thereby lit the spark that grew to the explosion of the City of London on the world’s stage.

Janet's avatar
May 2Edited

I’m convinced that a lefty can’t even see the filth and degradation of the left and the filth and degradation they cause and leave behind until said lefty actually leaves the Left, as in my case, and has a real gander back into the cesspool. . I now see the stupefying damage each and every leftist carries in their brain, action and votes. They are blind to it or are those frogs quietly getting to boiling point in that pot on the stove. That was me until Covid and the sickening evil of child transgender ideology oozed into my family. I desire vaporizing revenge on many of the things in skin suits you reveal to us, Elizabeth. It can’t happen too soon.

fiendish_librarian's avatar

Every leftist I've ever encountered in real life has struck me as broken shells of human beings: a miasma of emotional and psychological issues numbed with drugs - prescription or otherwise -; physically unattractive, unhealthy, spiteful, envious, a constant sense of frustration and agitation around them, arrogant, effusive, and with corroded brains who cannot think independently, fairly or mercifully. Just wretched excuses for human beings and in my small way I ensure they gain no traction or leave no trace of their miserable existence where I live. They only take joy in ruining what others have built in an attempt to drag us all down to their debased level.

Veranda Vamp's avatar

Excellent description of every Leftist I have ever known. Thank you for nailing it so well. Rudolf Steiner warned that vaccines would damage an individual’s psyche. It seems Leftists are over-vaxxed, all on anti-depressants and incapable of making a healthy meal.

Warmek's avatar

See, I know some that aren't like that. Actually intelligent people, who happen to have *very* different views on economics than I do. Admittedly, it's a small subset, and they're often drowned out by the shrill psychotic toddler cohort.

Janet's avatar

Unfortunately, I have more contact with your shrill cohort. Of course all aren’t but the respectable good hearted lefties I know are hateful and awful toward a hint of conservatism. They are all infected in some way. Like I was. But I cut most lefty normies and uneducated some slack. It took quite a nasty couple of eye opening events for me to see the truth. I am in no position to correct what is uncorrectable. At this point the event that would make that happen is beyond my reckoning. Just what would it take? Mine was 5 years ago and was the destruction of a child. Something that doesn’t seem to bother the left at all.

Warmek's avatar

> Unfortunately, I have more contact with your shrill cohort.

Oh, I know. Me too. They are, after all, far more voluminous in number, and far, far louder.

> Of course all aren’t but the respectable good hearted lefties I know are hateful and awful toward a hint of conservatism.

I mean, I know people who hold left-wing economic positions who actually *aren't* hateful towards conservative positions. In fact, one might even refer to them as "left-conservatives" in some cases. As nigh oxymoronic a phrase as that appears. But if anything, some of them are even *more* vitriolic towards the insane lefties than *I* am, for destroying any sympathy for what they -- bless their hearts -- see as the best way to actually help working class people and the poor achieve a better life. They own guns, they hate the idea of transing kids, they see what climate regulation has done to industry and farmers, and so forth.

They just... I dunno. Have more faith in the ability of people to behave well in a system that is... significantly less respectful of property than I am, let's say. But we've been arguing over that for thirty years in some cases. I don't expect to change their minds now, just as I'm sure they don't expect to change mine either. 🤣

Deb's avatar

That's it in a nutshell. Those are the ones that can't be saved. There are many of them. Not all but many

PEL's avatar

Once you take the red pill you can’t ever go back! That was me in 2008–the inexplicable ascension and deification of Obama did it.

Deb's avatar

I always say, you wont see it until it happens to you. And even then, some just can't be saved

David Poe's avatar

The Five Rules of Propaganda

1. The rule of simplification - reducing all data to a simple confrontation between 'Good and Bad', 'Friend and Foe'.

2. The rule of disfiguration - discrediting the opposition by crude smears and parodies.

3. The rule of transfusion - manipulating the consensus values of the target audience for one's own ends.

4. The rule of unanimity - presenting one's viewpoint as if it were unanimous opinion of all right-thinking people: draining the doubting individual into agreement by the appeal of star-performers, by social pressure , and by 'psychological contagion'.

5. The rule of orchestration - endlessly repeating the same messages in different variations and combinations.

Cromwell's avatar

Excellent comment!

Darrell Koerner's avatar

Absolutely brilliant Elizabeth. I encourage all Absurdistan readers to share today’s post far and wide.

PEL's avatar

Trying! Reposting on X!!

arrotsevni's avatar

Dems have followed the Alinsky playbook for decades. Deceptively create issues and then demand control to fix what you broke so you can pilfer the till. Once someone like Elizabeth makes this pattern, it become impossible to ignore.

Warmek's avatar

Government is really good (to paraphrase someone I read at one point) at breaking your leg, handing you a crutch, and then telling you how fucked you'd be without them and their crutch supply.

arrotsevni's avatar

My mandate was in 2021. One would guess that I would be over the violation of my rights somewhat by now. I am not. I get more pissed every day I learn more about the top-down control mechanisms the elite have attempted. I am more pissed today than I was then. Fortunately, I took the J and J shot which did not the nano-lipids after studying which shots were the least harmful. I do not erupt at shallow-thinking people I meet but sometimes I feel like doing so, on seeing how stupid and thoughtless people can be.

Warmek's avatar

Yeah... I've been in this mode for thirty years. I *do* occasionally erupt. Less so now. It doesn't do anything to change their minds, and just spikes my blood pressure. I could handle that better at 20 than 50. ;)

arrotsevni's avatar

Taking care of yourself means not having to fight every fight!

Warmek's avatar

Yeah. This is *very* true. It took me a long time to figure that one out, though. Peace, bro. I'm gonna go do something productive with my day now. The best way to fight the bastards who want to tear everything down is by building something. ❤️‍🔥

Kristina the Short's avatar

thank you for mentioning the J & J shot. I did not take it but my husband did and I have worried ever since about shedding. There's so little "out there" about that shot.

arrotsevni's avatar

Pfizer and Moderna forced the JNJ shot off the market with heart concerns. Now we know that the latter were worse, they covered it up and COVID by itself had some heart issues. Net/net, we will likely never know. but JNJ offering was based on the adenovirus w/o lipid nano.

Gym+Fritz's avatar

Great piece. I’m glad someone is doing such a good job of keeping the receipts. The past decade is like a giant jig-saw puzzle. We need to identify, consolidate, and conserve all the disparate pieces, or we will never be able to see the big picture and understand what actually happened, much less understand it, or prevent it from happening again.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

Let’s not forget about Fauci’s “hand” in the HIV/AIDS “crisis” back in the 80’s.

He was equally a “killer” with all those HIV/AIDS “drugs”, as he was with the EUA mRNA “C*V*D vaxxines”.

William Wallace's avatar

I’m still trying to digest how he hasn’t been charged yet, I thought by this time he would be up to the Benito Mussolini Post Trial Victims Parade.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

There’s too many others that would take the fall as well. They are all “covering each other’s ass” and sticking together.

Deb's avatar

Wr dont talk about that anymore...Why? Because most of the people affected are leftist...the one of inclusion and special interest groups. The ones that want government to hand them everything

JulieW's avatar

I’m sitting in chairs at a major intl airport and in addition to the yapping service dogs, some asshat Caucasian woman begins her Muslim ‘call to prayer’ outloud, singing along to whatever hellish prompts are piped in via earbud. Hand signals were insufficient to squelch this so I stood up, pointed at her and said loudly enough to be heard by the ground crew , “Stop. That.” And remained staring at her til she STFU

elizabeth nickson's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

PEL's avatar

Hopefully she had a one-way ticket to Muslim country.

Deb's avatar

Way.to.go.!!!! 👏👏👏

No's avatar

Arrests have been coming for forty years. Trump has destroyed his presidency with this pointless attack on Iran on behalf of his "donors."

The war that should have been fought was here at home and appears to be even less successful than than the one we lost over there.

Our first venture into the world as a young nation was against the pirates of Barbary. Now we are the Barbarous pirates.

Why kill Hitler? Like Mussolini, Mao, Lenin, Stalin and the modern democrat party, he was just putting his brand of polish on Karl Marx's turd of an idea. But, yes, the British royal family was behind it all. Why didn't/don't we bomb London?

Rick's avatar

Your comment is petulant and irritating. The British Empire has been trying (and mostly successful) to ruin the USA since our founding. They assasinate the President s. They can’t buy off or blackmail.

Iran IS London. Trump is the most pro American president in a century. The assassination attempts will continue.

Team Normal, Captain's avatar

Lawfare takes time. Treason is punishable by death. On April 24th execution by firing squad was reinstituted. Indictments are coming out. Justice is coming. Be patient. Let the man work. Regarding Iran, a necessary excursion to rid the world of a regime set up by the London Bankers. YOu can find out more at PrometheanAction.com

Rick's avatar

You might learn something by visiting that site.

More valuable than reading more TDS stuff. Really. Take a chance. Dare to go where most lefties dare not.

No's avatar

I'm not a lefty. That's why I'm so pissed off. He blew his presidency and our last chance by getting sucked in to that stupid war. There was no reason to do that.

His job was to break the traitors in the Uniparty, not go off adventuring on behalf of his "donors"

Rick's avatar

The uniparty are opposed to the Venezuela success and the imminent Iran success.

I honestly think you are not seeing the big picture but getting sucked into the commercials.

Trump and Team are a 3 hour movie. You’re tossing popcorn at the trailers.

Stan Sylvester's avatar

"Whenever the people need a hero, we shall supply him." Albert Pike, 33rd Degree Freemason

I look at the three alleged assassination attempts on Trump with at best a high degree of skepticism.

Rick's avatar

I look upon your intellect like my broken toaster.

Miss Rodeo's avatar

Please explain “arrests have been coming for forty years”.

No's avatar

After the murders on Ruby Ridge, people said, "this won't stand, George Bush will set it right." The murderers got promoted. After the massacre at Waco, people said, " George Dumbofyou Bush will set things right."

The murderers got promoted. It turns out the Bushes and the Clintons are members of the Rockefeller Crime family. Uniparty.

After 911, the people most responsible for the disaster put themselves in charge of the investigation and ignoring the Sunni Muslim, particularly Wahhabi involvement, we invaded Afghanistan, and the guilty insiders got promoted.

After every one of the hundreds of capital crimes committed by denizens of the Uniparty, justice was promised, yet never delivered. Now they are playing kid's games with Comey's sea shells.

Has Fauci been burned at the stake for the genocide of forty million?

No, we are bombing Iran for resisting our attempts to take them over and pillage them for the last hundred years. We cuddle up with the Sunni and Wahhabi terrorists who would cut our throats.

We lost this chapter of war against Iran, when the war was here in America and isn't even being fought.

Rick's avatar
May 3Edited

You have some of it right…

But obviously where you have it wrong is your TDS.

Can you please explain or even just postulate why there have already been 3 attempts on Trump’s life? If he were part of the Deep State there wouldn’t be lefty and righty (rino) attacks on him.

Seriously. Why do they want to kill him?

No's avatar

The same reason they want to kill all of us.

Rick's avatar

That is a disingenuous response. They’re not trying to assassinate you because evidently you’re not serious. Smug. Cynical. Probably doing very little to help make this moment work.

No's avatar

The democrat party wants us dead. Forty years ago, they muttered in the cloakrooms, whispered down dark corridors. Now they scream it from the roof tops!

I live in a conservative area in a deep blue state. They are shoving a bill through the state house to seize "assault weapons." They prohibited the sale, then prohibited the possession, now they want to take them.

"crickets"

The democrat platform is "Kill No and eat his pets."

The republican platform is " We'll protect your rights, No, and,.. what's that? Oh, thanks, but I'm not too hungry, I'll just have a cup of No's big dog stew and maybe a BBQ tiny dog drumstick."

CuriousObserver1974's avatar

I’ve suggested to fairly high ranking U.S. military officers about Saudi Arabia’s involvement in 9/11 and they’ve shrugged it off as “unlikely, the Saudis are greater friend than foe”.

I’ve got my own reasons for believing they’re wrong in this assessment.

No's avatar

It is difficult to make a man understand something, when his livelihood depends on him not understanding that same thing.

-Some intelligent guy.

Miss Rodeo's avatar

This is helpful. Thank you and now I know where you are coming from.

Deb's avatar

Your anger seems misplaced. Trump getting involved in the corruption at home would look not like justice, it would look like spite. Morst of the last 10 yrs or so has been efforts to get Trump, nothing else. Look at congress...they can get a bug across the finish line, let alone a bill. And its all because they made a pact that they will do nothing growing as long as Trump has his name on it. Even with Republicans having total control, there are enough rinos to hold back everything. Trump said 40 yrs ago if he was president he would end Iran...he's doing it. Almost all terrorists emerge from Iran. We blame Israel...I blame UK...if you really want to point fingers. Iran has all their investments with city of London...all the wealthy own homes in UK and all their children are educated there...they leave their filthy homeland for the poor oppressed people. Just like Gaza. And Islam is the bedrock of victim status....look at our poor people....please take them into your country....why do you think no other countries in the middle east want Palestinians? Because they are sleepers. And dont even get me started on Africa.

No's avatar

Terrorism comes from the Wahhabi Sunnis. It was utterly stupid to pick a fight based on lies and then lose it.

My point is that even if someone is actually arrested and charged today, there will not be time enough for damning testimony in open court for the public to hear before the mid terms. Therefore, the Uniparty line of "It's just persecution" will hold up and with five dollar gasoline, the republicans are destroyed in the mid terms, along with any hope for the republic.

This is what should have happened immediately.

Tanja's avatar
May 3Edited

I suggest you take a trip to Iran this idea they are poor people is false. Take a walk around London and you see real poverty. And a trip to Israel an open air military base.

Inisfad's avatar

Allowing Iran/Islamic radicals to have a nuclear weapon surely negates any ‘war fought here at home’.

No's avatar

If Iran had wanted to have a nuke, they would have one. The fatwah against them was in place a long time. Now, maybe it's lifted since we murdered the one who imposed it. At any time they could have tossed some uranium into one of their hypersonic's war heads and exploded it over Israel. That would make the whole place uninhabitable for thousands of years. Far worse than traditional nuclear bomb, which dissipates.

Rick's avatar

I don’t get the feeling you have any clue what you’re typing about uranium and nuclear bombs. But golly you sure are confident.

No's avatar

I could write an encyclopedia on the subject, but I don't get the feeling that you have any clue about much of anything, but golly you sure are confident.

Inisfad's avatar

I suggest you do a bit of research about how nukes are manufactured. You don’t just ‘toss some uranium’ into a warhead. By the way, Iran does not have hypersonic missiles.

No's avatar

Wrong.

You probably think the Patriot missile systems still work.

Inisfad's avatar

LOL……you don’t answer anything from my comment. You don’t just throw some uranium on to a warhead to make a nuke. And Iran doesn’t ave hypersonic missiles. And yes, having followed Ukraine, I know of the issue with Patriots.

No's avatar

A dirty bomb can be made by anyone who can handle the uranium and mix it into the explosive on a warhead. If such missile was launched and exploded over Israel it would render most of the middle east uninhabitable for thousands of years.

Hiroshima is a thriving city.

That would be a crime against Islam, since there are so many Holy Sites within the borders of Israel.

Whether you like them or not, the Mullahs believe and follow their Book.

The Ayatollah who issued a fatwa against nuclear weapons hated US and Israel to the marrow of his bones.

He stoicly accepted Martyrdom.

Oh, and inviting your opponent to parley, and murdering them, puts you right up there with the worst monsters in History.

Heather Boylen's avatar

Anyone else notice the British spy agency monstrous building looks like an eye? They always have to make everything symbolic.

PEL's avatar

Now do the Obama library! Hideous!

SheilaB's avatar

Like a statue of Lucifer* the Light Bearer on Ellis Island, built by French Freemasons for American Freemasons? They're all in it together.

*The interwebz will tell you this is a conspiracy theory, obvs. But the Freemasons' plaque is there for all to see.

The GCHQ monstrosity is known as the doughnut, I believe.

Alastair Gordon's avatar

There is only one country dealing with the destructive savagery of Islam, and that is China. Islamic infrastructure, including mosques and madrassahs, are being destroyed or repurposed as public toilets, the latter being a small but important transition. Islam has been designated as a mental illness. How depressing that a communist tyranny has something to teach us. The US counterpart could simply be to designate Islam as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation and deal with its adherents and infrastructure accordingly. Islam is not a religion. It is the motivational bedrock and enabler of endless terrorism around the world. In other words, Islam is a Foreign Terrorist Organisation. Let's get on with it.

Deb's avatar

Hmm very interesting! I didn't know that.

bara.ex.nihilo's avatar

Because the CCP is the God of China, its rules its' Religion, it cannot be surprising that China would take the actions you described.

Because the US does NOT have what China has - a State Religion - the actions of the US are inherently going to be different...especially as we conduct trade with nations that recognize Isalm as their state religion but keep their governments more secular/civil.

Alastair Gordon's avatar

There is almost nothing that the US needs to import from the Islamic world, especially now that the US is a self-sufficient net exporter of oil and gas, so the Islamic world has no trade leverage to use against our designating Islam as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation. Muslim countries still happily trade with China even as China eradicates Islam internally.

bara.ex.nihilo's avatar

Our trading with Indonesia:

https://ustr.gov/about/policy-offices/press-office/press-releases/2026/february/us-indonesia-deal-draws-praise-american-farmers-and-industry-leaders

Strait of Malacca: US aquired overflight permissions for the military - without need of formal requests prior to notifications to air traffic control. Find it on the map and understand how significant this is for that region against China.

https://slg-logistics.co.uk/the-major-ports-and-shipping-routes-in-indonesia/

"Muslim countries still happily trade with China even as China eradicates Islam internally."

Basic human nature: everyone looks out for themselves first.

Not every Muslim adheres strictly to the Koran the same just as not every Jew strictly follows the Torah or Christians follow the whole Bible.

Many Islamic people do not consider the Chinese Uyghars true Islamics because it is a syncretized version/sect.

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

bloated oleaginous Prince Charles-best description yet!!! That pompous, nasty, inbred Jed was somehow even worse when in our country.

Janet's avatar

Is an occult spell keeping this devil alive? He looks dead already. Seems likely.

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

right? He looks embalmed.

Beth's avatar

I do believe he's the replaced version of the 'King'. One has to scroll through many faces.

Deb's avatar

This is an excellent article and the comments are always the best. Nobody insulting anyone, sharing stupid memes, just honest debate, or verification. I learn more from one of your articles or at least I verify what I thought i knew, than anything anywhere else. Then the comments top it up. Love it. Oh and Promethean Action is another one I like.

Team Normal, Captain's avatar

Lawfare takes time. Treason is punishable by death. On April 24th 2026 execution by firing squad was reinstituted. Indictments are coming out. Justice is coming. Be patient. Let the man work. Regarding Iran, a necessary excursion to rid the world of a regime set up by the London Bankers to control oil, insurance, etc. They also set oil and metal prices in London. Awake yet? You can find out more at PrometheanAction.com

Bat Man's avatar

They say that Cole is normal. He hears "voices"... I hear voices. It is the Democrats, Elites, and MSM all in unison to do anything to get President Trump.